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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.

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(516): View more from New York

Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?

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(916): View more from California

on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.

(1-916): View more from California

your optimism is becoming unhealthy

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(630): View more from Illinois

i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,

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(512): View more from Texas

im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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