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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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