I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ketchup is God's man juice
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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