The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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