Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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