I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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