Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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