Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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