No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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