am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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