I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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