someone threw a dead crab at me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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