Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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