This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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