hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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