Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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