After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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