I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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