At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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