he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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