Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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