Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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