I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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