Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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