yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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