It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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