i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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