He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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