rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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