Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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