I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Randomize