some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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