I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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