let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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