You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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