Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just invented taco cereal.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
my poor anus
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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