My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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