That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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