I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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