i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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