I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My brain says no but my pants say off.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dick very happy bro
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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