The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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