Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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