Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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