He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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