I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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