Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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