I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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