so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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