I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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