areolas are like halos for boobs.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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